(isto kao i kod nas, samo na engleskom)
Special Travel Package for Businessmen
An Airline introduced a special package for Business men.
Buy your ticket, get your wife's ticket free!
After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how the trip was.
72% of them gave the same reply..."What trip?"
‘Jedna aviokompanija je uvela poseban paket za ljude iz biznisa; kupis jednu kartu a za zenu dobijes besplatnu kartu. Nakon sto je paket postigao veliki poslovni uspjeh, kompanija posalje pismo svim zenama sa pitanjem kako im se svidjelo putovanje.
72% njih je odogovorilo: “Koje putovanje?”
New SIM to Surprise Her Husband
Woman buys a new Sim Card. Puts it in her phone and decides to surprise her husband who is seated on the couch in the living room.
She goes to the kitchen, calls her husband with the new number:
The husband responds in a low tone:
"Let me call you back later Honey, my wife is in the kitchen.
Cool Message by a Wife
"Don't teach me how to handle my children, I'm living with one of
yours & he needs a lot of improvement."
Throwing Knives at Wife's Picture
Husband was throwing knives at his wife’s picture.
All the knives were missing the target!
Suddenly he received a call from her "Hi, what are you doing?"
His honest reply, "MISSING YOU."
Habit of Talking in Sleep
A lady to doctor: My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?
Dr: Give him an opportunity to speak when he is awake.
Natural Disasters Just Happen
Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt, tsunamis to devastate, hurricanes to swirl around and no one teaches a man how to choose a wife. Natural disasters just happen.
Your Husband Needs Rest
Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace, so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you !
(objavljeno na: mostarskibehar)